For a long time I have had my doubts, now I am convinced. Notorious rabble-rouser, Anjem Choudary is an actual helium balloon. Note the extraordinary ability to get blown up, particularly when face-to-face with a female interviewer. Towards the end of the interview he morphs into an incredible expansion, his helium balloon rant ever-increasing until you get the impression he is about to burst into a spray of atomic chemicals. Perhaps he is a new form of social control that our government is covertly testing on an unwitting public. Don’t be surprised to find a gaggle of Helium 4 Choudaries hitting our streets in the near future; manufactured under the halls of Westminster and churned out onto the pavements to act as speed cams, thought police, drug and alcohol monitors, and new form PCSO’s. Further evidence; his salary roughly equates to that of a PCSO, 26k per annum, (in benefits).
Let’s be clear. Choudary didn’t appear out of nowhere. He has been an experiment in the making for over twenty years. Take a look below at the experiment in its early days. All of that hot air was cleverly transmuted into Helium 4, which is the atomic makeup we see today.
Quite an achievement eh?