Dear Human Resources Manager:
Following the “incomplete” execution of Clayton Locket in Oklahoma earlier this year, the Oklahoma legislature has voted to replace lethal injection with “Death by Dumbo”.
For those of us having a hard time keeping up with the issues this election year there’s welcome help on the horizon. John Wiley and Sons, Inc. has released the latest in their series of voter issue references entitled, “Campaign Issues for Dummies”. Using familiar icons as chapter headers, you’ll be able to quickly locate the issue of your choosing. Read, be informed and remember to VOTE.
Old Man Winter has reportedly turned over operational control of the winter season to his son, Biff according to sources close to the personification of nature.